Shit My Adviser Says

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Posted 1 year ago

I don’t know shit about shit.
Posted 1 year ago

I just googled heroin.
Posted 1 year ago
- Adviser: I will murder you!
- Me: When?
- Adviser: Do you have an extra 10 minutes?
Posted 1 year ago

You’re not a douche bag, and neither is your mom.
Posted 1 year ago
- Random Person: ... now keep them out of trouble
- Adviser: ok....?
Posted 1 year ago

We are here to party, not twitter.
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Posted 1 year ago

When my parents pressure me to have a baby, I just turn to the nearest guy and say, do you have a spare 20 minutes?
Posted 1 year ago

Let me have the ad contract so I can terminate it. Local housing ads are not allowed in the paper.
Posted 1 year ago

I will punch you in the throat.
Posted 1 year ago

If you do that again, I will set you on fire.
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